Saturday, August 30, 2014

I'm not dead, thank you! (Ps NOT a cry for attention! serious)

So, I've been sick much of this week and some of last week. 
It started with sinuses, which I normally snap out off in 3 ish days....then headaches, then back pain, then shit gets real and I am like, in real pain......not Kardashian pain but real malala struggle. 
(Hold the violins, I'm not finished). 
Tui got sick, with me.,
Which means his sickness cancels out mine. 
But on Wednesday and Thursday, we were both equally, very unwell.
His most comfortable place to sleep was slumping onto my chest, all 18kg of him, ...which is mostly his coconut head. 
It gave me a stiff neck and shoulders.
At 3am on Thursday, I was going to change the bedding (again) which he had puked on....and I thought,
Omg, if I die, who is going make sure he brushes his teeth? Argh! (Dramatic scene 1, act 2)
Then other equally stressful thoughts came to mind, 
Who is going to take my Maeva to see the places I love (dramatic scene ii lady Macbeth) 
Finally, who is going to update my blog????? Hahaha 
Priorities hah!
It's now Saturday, and both tui and I are on the mend, but wait!
Yesterday, Maeva had to be picked up from her zoo expedition, she was feeling ill too.
So now, we are all in bed. 
But, I'm grateful that we don't have Ebola
It's also a beautiful cold dreary rainy day which makes it perfect for sleeping (digging deep ain't i) 
I just made some chicken soup at the request of Maeva 
Tui stopped vomiting and is back to his almost usual self, throwing toys across the room, head butting us, head butting the couch and lurking in the dark corners like a makaaiku
Frenchy hasn't hopped on a flight to oz yet to avoided the 3 sick housemates
And most of all,  "I'M ALIIIIVVVVEEEEE!" 

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

too sure kele

tonight, faakoa uma la'u expo i le 9, e masagi lava ga makou o ma isi ufa ia makou ke galulue faakasi e dinner i se fale laka mai pe'a uma galuega.
Ae o agagei, ua ou fai i ai  "sorry - i'm going home coz frenchy would have made dinner".
....anyhoooo, kauguu mai i le fale, molega baaaad and hello - ga o le kefs le meaai lea e i ai. pasasa mai ma le kala a frenchy, "oi, faapea a a'u e ke ai e sau ai, ua uma le falaoa ma le milk'

kaimi kogu a ga ga'o lo'u fia kago aku e pake fela o le alelo.

lea la ua ka le 12:31 and makua ou le fia moe oga faakoa uma ga ai la'u pisupo ae iga'i i le alaisa mai le aso sa.

e sao ai Henry, ..."mea la gei e le iloa mai e beyonce."

Friday, August 22, 2014

feeling down and in Auckland?

let me know,...don't do anything too drastic please, .....there's loads of stuff happening and loads of people who would love to be around you, or stuff you can do.

PM me and I will cheer you up hun. (not THAT kind of cheer up though, this ain't KRoad happy ending kinda deal)...I mean, if you feel that nothing is going well and you just want to talk to someone about your dramas, let me know:

I love listening. True story. And i love stories, telling stories, faiga stories and just talanoaing.

I don't repeat it unless you want me to and ideally it's needs to be really fascinating and involves some up in the air leg action (ballet is my passion) or anything. 

Things might seem like shit right now but I promise you that when you look back to it, it will be so trivial and so long ago. You might see a tunnel with no light, yes - it feels like that but there is help and there are people who LOVE you.
I love you!

so, here's the thing, .....when I was a young teen, I had some challenges, and no, I am not crying for attention at me, I get that like, ALL THE TIME! but my point is, things will get better.
I made a promise to myself long long time ago when I was an innocent virginal teen that I won't let all the fucken dramas define me, ruin me, 'effect' me.
Life seems tough now but I assure you that it gets better, with the help around you.
Email me:

Grab LIFE by the err, ears and love it!

my friend has a new blog, she's a bit of a virgin about the whole wordpress thing, so don't be mean

Oi Aue

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Papalagi Guide to SIDS Conference. (Title offered by Kimo Goree).

In light of the up-coming SIDS conference, I and with the help of attendees who will be attending (gee - that was a pretty technical explanation), I have come up with some basic tips, ideas, Must dos and Don't for your visit to Samoa. This will make your SIDS experience well worth it.

1. How to dress formal and not look stupid? ( Question submitted by Kimo Goree)
If you have a formal suit, tie, jacket and closed shoes, ....forget it.
In Samoa, the formal dress code with be an elei shirt (the brighter the better) and an ie faitaga (picture below).
If you are not sure about your ie faitaga, don't despair, just ask any local or watch the video I'll insert later.
Ideally, men should wear undergarments because ain't nobody got time to see your crown jewels el' dangling in the breeze.

This is how it should look: (Photos borrowed without permission from Samoa Observer online, thank you!)

See how that ie faitaga is tied around his beautiful waist? No? Me neither. 
For women, you can buy a puletasi at the market or if you have $500 then get a MENA puletasi.
Or, wear whatever you brought but ideally not exposing your vajaguar or revealing your boobies., that's more of a safety issue rather than denying women their rights.

For all three genders, wear comfy shoes, like stilettos. Boots won't be necessary.

2. Eating protocol (not standing up and let important people eat first) etc.
If you're in a restaurant, no problemo....same as everywhere else, but if you are at a formal gathering and there are dignitaries or elderly important people - you let them get served first.
But don't be too polite and wait too long because if you do so, the Samoans will get to the buffet table and take it all. So be respectful, but not slow. ...find that fine line and you'll be fine. (:

3. What to bring and do to stay healthy
Bring your meds for diarrhea, panadols, antiseptic and most importantly, mosquito repellant. 
Bring Pepto or other type thing  for stomach dramas - be careful not to drink the tap water, because it will mean you'll be spending your SIDS days on a Samoan toilet. 
Bring snacks that you're familiar with to sustain yourself, it will be hot. 
Bring light clothing as well for when you're not at the go swimming in.
Drink plenty of bottled water to stay hydrated.

4. Basic words or phrases you need to know:
     Refer below

5. Belongings 
While you are in Paradise, hold onto your belongings, especially electronic goods, those are especially popular in the pawn shop and among the prisoners on parole, so be vigilant but not too like, weird about it.

6. If things are not on time, its okay - it's called Island time for a reason.
Just relax, play some candy crush or go meet some locals. (But be safe lol!)

7. If you have half a day or a day to kill and you want to quickly see a bit of Samoa., then - TOO BAD, you can't do a Savaii trip, however, there are some acceptable places in Apia you can see, eg:

  • Go to Papaseea Sliding Rocks (15 minutes from the venue)
  • Palolo Deep for snorkelling (downtown past the wharf)
  • A little further away is Le Uaina Resort with kayaking and pool
  • Piula Cave Pools (1 hour away from town)
  • Go with a group or ask a staffer about cost of these places to avoid being overcharged by a taxi driver or at the entrance. 
8. Be Kind, Be Considerate. Be a Caring Earthling.  
Be a considerate person and be appreciative of what is given to you. This is Samoa, relax and take a break, take it easy and have a Vailima.
Thousands of Samoans have worked tirelessly and unpaid to pull this off because they care and they are amazing like that. Majority of them are actually underpaid public service workers,  private sector and unpaid volunteers who have put in crazy hours to make this event a success. Be Kind. That's All.
And if you see a person named Henry Tunupopo or Faautu Talapusi, hug a slave child there and then and give them a pat on the back., or a shot of vodka to make them know they're amazing.

9. Go the extra mile
If you want to make someone's day, take some goodies with you to gift. Take eg, stationery for children, some cool tshirts, something from your country, earrings, shoes....any of those things you take for granted but will be well appreciated by people with not a lot.
You can also take a stroll to the Red Cross headquarters and give them a donation.
Something small but makes a difference for someone else.

Bonne chance.

Some words to help you along the way: 

Greetings (formal) Hello
Talofa Lava
Greetings (Informal) – ideal for a friend or a colleague
Malo! Or Malo lava!
How are you?
O a mai oe?
Blessed thank you
Manuia fa’afetai
Have a blessed day, (this is a great way to end emails instead of have a good day)..its a sincere way of wishing someone a blessed day or night
Manuia le Aso
Have a blessed Night/Evening
Manuia le Po:
I am sad
Ua ou faanoanoa
I am happy
Ua ou fiafia
I am tired
Ua ou lelava
Please do not disturb
Aua le faalavelave faamolemole
No thank you
Leai faafetai
Auoi Kafefe!
Thank you very much
Faafetai tele lava
My name is ....
O lo’u igoa o ......
Keep trying
Taumafai pea
Very good
Lelei tele
Very bad
Leaga tele
Don’t be discouraged, keep trying
Aua le fa’avaivai, taumafai pea
Can I have some money
Ska kupe
Palagi (White person)

Woman trapped in a man’s body